Quote of the week number 2:

“Horatio, you have got to see this. What penmanship!” Cemetery worker, Morton Van Orlando, of Ann Arbor, Michigan made an urgent call to his co-worker, Nikon “Horatio” Stihls after finding a note in the hand of a dead body at the Ann Arbor cemetery late last Saturday. The note, which contained expletives never before written in the English language describing relations with house plants and culinary creations with turtle feces and cumin, was written in Ole Scottish Highland Script, a rarely used but strikingly beautiful form of writing. The arm, which was attached to the hand holding the note, was sticking out of ground. Though the force of the limb extending from 6 ft. under blew dirt over the head stone thus rendering the name on the stone somewhat unreadable at time of publication, however, sources close to both Morton and Horatio confirm that the last five letters were E-C-K-E-R.