Most Significant Football Contributor on the Football Playing Field During This Past Week of the Playing of the Football Contests:

Justin Forsett, University of California – Forsett, who waited patiently (just once, I wish someone would be honest about this and say. “I hated waiting. I wish that muthaf*$kah in front of me would have had the common decency to rip a toenail open, contract combination skin, or get carjacked by crazed gang of seasoned crepe pan wielding culinary students late for a local taping of Rachel Ray’s $40 A Day! Waiting f*&ckin sucks, man.) in the shadow of Marshawn Lynch the last two years, torched the Volunteer defense for 156 yards on 26 carries. Statistically, there may have been more impressive performances, but Forsett did his dancing on the biggest stage last week.