The Official College Football Journal of Dorothy Mantooth!


Week 8


Friday, September 7, 2007

Flea on the Hind End of an Undersized Mule Suffering from Low Self-esteem:

Every columnist who opined that Lloyd Carr would be fired at the end of this season as their lead story after the debacle in the stadium formerly known as the Big House last weekend. Of course Carr will be fired, and this just in, Wisconsinites (ers?) love cheese, Re-run is the greatest performer of my generation, and parachute pants look surprisingly good on people from Greenland. On what do swine dine: low hanging fruit, hommies.

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