Quietly Crying in the Corner While Sucking My Thumb:

That last section brought tears to my eyes thinking of the halcyon days of when Nerf was one of the top 3 most important things in my life. I think that more stuff should be made from Nerf. Don’t underestimate the power of Nerf. Think about it! Have you ever not smiled when Nerf was prominently involved? Exactly! Just saying Nerf makes me smile. So do kittens, and peaches, and unicorns and meat and tacos, yeah, I love tacos, and marble counter tops, and ping pong, and Karaoke, and Hank Kingsley, and cumin and they way deer poop forms in little balls, and corn.