I am going to shoot the next person who names a college football Saturday with hollow-point Nerf bullets at point blank range. I swear I’ll do it; I am that f*&king crazy. It’s Like That.
Survival Saturday, Showdown Saturday, Removing the Corns from My Feet Saturday, Barium enema Saturday, Full Frontal Bingo Saturday, Constipation and Cocktails Saturday, Paying Drunk People to Eat Stuff Saturday (aka, The Don Jones Memorial Competition of Ingesting Borderline Safe Substances Saturday)…
The Official College Football Journal of Dorothy Mantooth!
Week 8
Saturday, October 20, 2007
I Will Call Him, George. I Will Love Him, and Hug Him, and Kiss Him:
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