Cool Like Sandals and Black Socks:

I saw 43 Year Old Man (like Superman, but with more money, a bigger ego, and a smaller…) driving a brand new Corvette the other day sporting a “no man is my equal and I have Scarlett Johansson on speed dial” look, Top Gun sunglasses, Ted Danson boat shoes sans sock, and a Polo shirt complete with the popped collar while listening to Foreigner for all of us fortunate enough to be in his presence to hear. I love 43 Year Old Man. He is so rad.

Would someone tell men in their mid-40s that driving a corvette is NO LONGER COOL!