Matt Grothe and George Selvie, South Florida – Those of you who were paying attention two weeks ago should have seen this coming (for those of you who were busy dancing around your front yard in a fuscia leotard singing “September” by Earth, Wind and Fire [look for more EWF fun later on in the journal; are you as excited as I am? I know you can feel me on this.] after a few too many Appletinis, then all I have to say is Holy Rio de Janiero, Batman, that’s sounds like fun!).
Auburn went with the same recipe in week two that brought them a victory against KState in week one: a pinch of uninspired offense, a touch of Paprika, and a cup of holy s*&t we better turn on the switch before it’s too late. What the WarEagle-Tiger-Squirrel-Hermit Crab squad failed to factor was the Bulls not folding like Ron Prince’s boys from Manhattan ½ a fortnight previous (for those of you in Nebraska, a fortnight is two-weeks, not a night spent in the place where you lure unsuspecting Whitetail deer so that you can “hunt” them from the comfort of your ass).
Sophomore QB Grothe was not spectacular, but he made the throws that mattered, including a 14-yard strike to Jessie Hester for the OT W. Selvie was a menace to Auburn’s society registering 3.5 tackles for a loss and 1.5 sacks (not only is George a helluva DE, but he likes to share; nice). More importantly than individual accomplishments, Selvie and Grothe led South Florida to a program-launching signature win against a good SEC team on the road. Me thinks the Bulls will make some noise in the Big East, and don’t be surprised if they end West Virginia’s BCS run on September 29th in Tampa.
Others Receiving Votes…er…vote:
Sam Bradford, QB, University of Oklahoma
Tiger Woods, Golfer, University of NowayinhellIdriveaBuick
Dennis Dixon, QB, University of Nike
Saniches, University of Deliciousness
Auburn went with the same recipe in week two that brought them a victory against KState in week one: a pinch of uninspired offense, a touch of Paprika, and a cup of holy s*&t we better turn on the switch before it’s too late. What the WarEagle-Tiger-Squirrel-Hermit Crab squad failed to factor was the Bulls not folding like Ron Prince’s boys from Manhattan ½ a fortnight previous (for those of you in Nebraska, a fortnight is two-weeks, not a night spent in the place where you lure unsuspecting Whitetail deer so that you can “hunt” them from the comfort of your ass).
Sophomore QB Grothe was not spectacular, but he made the throws that mattered, including a 14-yard strike to Jessie Hester for the OT W. Selvie was a menace to Auburn’s society registering 3.5 tackles for a loss and 1.5 sacks (not only is George a helluva DE, but he likes to share; nice). More importantly than individual accomplishments, Selvie and Grothe led South Florida to a program-launching signature win against a good SEC team on the road. Me thinks the Bulls will make some noise in the Big East, and don’t be surprised if they end West Virginia’s BCS run on September 29th in Tampa.
Others Receiving Votes…er…vote:
Sam Bradford, QB, University of Oklahoma
Tiger Woods, Golfer, University of NowayinhellIdriveaBuick
Dennis Dixon, QB, University of Nike
Saniches, University of Deliciousness
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