“An accident? An accident? Do you realize it's snowing in my room goddammit!” Yes, buttwads, Bill Paxton’s performance as Chet in the 1980’s classic, Weird Science, was one for the ages. Paxton absolutely went Mike Jordan in capturing every douche bag older brother that dedicated himself to bad hair, monster trucks, and torturing his younger sibling. For those of you in Nebraska who have yet to discover the magic that is videotape, you can still see Chet every weekend at Memorial Stadium in Lincoln. In fact, if you are unfortunate enough to be a member of the Federal witness protection program (little known fact that Kearney, Nebraska is home to every member of the FWPP since 1973; I mean, what self-respecting hit man would venture to the end of hell for a hit.) take a side trip to Lincoln and you too can see Chet in all of his 75,000 forms.
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