Idaho Senator, Larry Craig
The embattled, promiscuous little devil of a Senator will resign sometime this week under the pressure of allegations of lewd conduct in a Minneapolis airport bathroom. From the beginning, Craig’s mantra has been, "I am not gay. I never have been gay” (except for a few stunning, spectacular moments in a Minnesota terlet...ok, I added that part). Craig, clearly a summa cum laude graduate from the Rev. Ted Haggard University of Homophobia and Massage Therapy, may not be gay, but he most certainly is an adulterer, a disgrace, and a very poor selector of places to get his freak on. An airport bathroom!?! A beach…no, a suite at the Ritz, nah…I need a place where 10,000 sweaty men rid themselves of bodily waste each day! Senator Craig, you sir are a grade A dill hole.
Others Receiving Votes:
Bill Belichick, Coach, The New York Yankees of Football
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President, Iran (in 3…2…1…yep, I just got my first fatwa, whopee!)
The embattled, promiscuous little devil of a Senator will resign sometime this week under the pressure of allegations of lewd conduct in a Minneapolis airport bathroom. From the beginning, Craig’s mantra has been, "I am not gay. I never have been gay” (except for a few stunning, spectacular moments in a Minnesota terlet...ok, I added that part). Craig, clearly a summa cum laude graduate from the Rev. Ted Haggard University of Homophobia and Massage Therapy, may not be gay, but he most certainly is an adulterer, a disgrace, and a very poor selector of places to get his freak on. An airport bathroom!?! A beach…no, a suite at the Ritz, nah…I need a place where 10,000 sweaty men rid themselves of bodily waste each day! Senator Craig, you sir are a grade A dill hole.
Others Receiving Votes:
Bill Belichick, Coach, The New York Yankees of Football
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President, Iran (in 3…2…1…yep, I just got my first fatwa, whopee!)
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