Signs that I have an unhealthy affinity for College Football:

In my kids’ preschool, there is a wall with tiles made by the children. There is a tile in the top row that contains a University of Corn helmet; I hear voices telling me to destroy the tile, and I will probably go through with it in a really cool A-Team sort of way.

In other news, I also have voices telling me that Toaster Strudel is my friend and that one day soon all of the bowling pins in the world with rise up on destroy the planet. I like the voices.