OJ Simpson, Accused of 11 Counts of Armed Robbery and 743 Counts of Being a Dillhole
I mean, c’mon. This is too easy. OJ proved once again that he is one of the biggest dills on the planet. The most shocking part of this story is the he had accomplices. Who in the hell hangs with the Juice!?! Carnival workers? Travelling hair plug salesmen? Did they lose a side bet at a Pai Gow table after 57 White Russians (that number is completely made up; I don’t know anyone who has ever done this, nor is his driver’s license currently tucked nicely into my wallet)? Are these people part of some twisted reality show on Spike called “My Friend, Orenthal”? Does he pay these people? How do you get to the point where your life sucks so bad that you seek the company of Mr. Simpson? Yes, I think way too much about this stuff, but gal dernit I demand answers, and I demand them now!
Others Receiving Votes:Are you kidding me? Who on Earth would vote for anyone else?
I mean, c’mon. This is too easy. OJ proved once again that he is one of the biggest dills on the planet. The most shocking part of this story is the he had accomplices. Who in the hell hangs with the Juice!?! Carnival workers? Travelling hair plug salesmen? Did they lose a side bet at a Pai Gow table after 57 White Russians (that number is completely made up; I don’t know anyone who has ever done this, nor is his driver’s license currently tucked nicely into my wallet)? Are these people part of some twisted reality show on Spike called “My Friend, Orenthal”? Does he pay these people? How do you get to the point where your life sucks so bad that you seek the company of Mr. Simpson? Yes, I think way too much about this stuff, but gal dernit I demand answers, and I demand them now!
Others Receiving Votes:Are you kidding me? Who on Earth would vote for anyone else?
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