Classic Quote:

Wet Hot American Summer - Listen, Coop. Last night was really great. You were incredibly romantic and heroic, no doubt about it. And that's great. But I've thought about it, and my thing is this. Andy is really hot. And don't get me wrong, you're cute too, but Andy is like, cut. From marble. He's gorgeous. He has this beautiful face and this incredible body, and I genuinely don't care that he's kinda lame. I don't even care that he cheats on me. And I like you more than I like Andy, Coop, but I'm 16. And maybe it'll be a different story when I'm ready to get married, but right now, I am entirely about sex…So that's where my priorities are right now. Sex. Specifically with Andy and not with you.

Yep. That hits pretty close to home.

If you have not seen this classic, steal a tricycle, saddle up your dog, or beat up the Ice Cream Man and get to your neighborhood video store, bypass your default section (of course you got lost, of course you are doing research for your freshman level sex ed class, of course you are doing this for friend) and pony up the $0.99 for 87 minute ride of Utopian Bliss!