Flea on the Hind End of an Undersized Mule Suffering from Low Self-esteem:

Isaiah Thomas, GM & Head Coach, New York Knicks

Zeke’s misogynistic tap dancing cost MSG and the New York Knicks just short of 9 million $$ this week as a jury of his peers (one can only assume all 12 jurors were fantastically gifted point guards, horrific business people, and graduates of the Corey Feldman School of Dill) found Thomas guilty of sexual harassment. Incredulously, neither the Knicks nor the NBA have taken steps to discipline Thomas, and probably won’t do much more than slap Isaiah on the wrist (and make him coach the Knicks again). Does Zeke have photos of James Doolan and David Stern with Bin Laden in the basement of MSG, or hanging with Mike Vick on the weekends? If Isaiah was a crafty GM or a solid X’s and O’s guy, one could still be disgusted by the lack of punishment, but at least we could understand the turning of the blind eye. BUT, Thomas is at best one of the worst GM’s in the history of the league, a horrible developer of talent, and one of the worst business people in the history of the sport. For a good laugh, take a look at this roster (and especially the salaries) http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/teams/roster?team=nyk. Isaiah, you sir are a weapons grade Dill Hole!


Others Receiving Votes:
TSA Employees – Have now moved ahead of DMV employees as the most miserable people on the planet.
Marion Jones – Everything, everything she has done as an athlete has been flushed down the toilet. However, at least she has admitted that she did it (although she was most certainly pimping for book deal). Memo to Landis, Bonds, et al, WE DON’T BELIEVE YOU AND THE MORE YOU PROFESS YOUR INNOCENCE THE MORE WE VOMIT IN OUR MOUTHS!
Travis Henry – See above, Travis. Keep protesting that B-sample, and we’ll keep not believing you.
James Doolan – You and Isaiah deserve each other. You go together like toilet seats and the remnants for recent usage.