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Not Because You Deserve It, but because Greatness this Significant is Impossible to Contain.

Record for the Season:
47-30-1 (overall)
16-7 (hammerlocks)

Week 6 Games – All Quick Hitters This Week as I Much of My Focus Was Spent on Baseball, Sanich Making, and Working on Cold Fusion in My Basement…

Indiana -13.5 vs. Minnesota – Perfect setup for the Hoosiers after an impressive road W at Iowa last week.

Wisconsin +2.5 at Illinois – How can I be so lucky to get points with the number 5 team in the country. I know that Wisconsin has ????, but there is no way they get derailed in Champaign.

Kansas State -3 vs. Kansas – The Wildcats have proven that they can cut a little rug while the Manginos have spent most of the season at Country Buffet.

Michigan State -16.5 vs. Northwestern – The Spartans showed that they are going to be a team to recon with all season in a close loss last week in Mad Town, and Northwestern is still are really good drama school.

Wyoming -3 vs. TCU – This is where the Cowboys win the MWC macaroni necklace and $5 gift card to Jiffy Lube.

Georgia Tech/Maryland – Under 41.5 – Look for this game to be nice an ugly. Take the under and hop into a bubble bath!

Georgia -1 at Tennessee – Tennessee is a falling program and UGA is scary good on the road under Mark Richt.

Texas +10.5 vs. Oklahoma – I am probably going to regret this pick, but neither team showed much in their first conference tests. Texas has too many athletes and will play with too much desperation to get blown out. OU wins, but Texas scores late for the backdoor cover.

South Florida -16.5 at Florida Atlantic – Are you kidding me! South Florida is getting no love from the odds makers. This one won’t be close.

Arizona State -9 at Wazzu – It is never easy playing in Pullman, but Wazzu is a mess and Arizona State has way too much to play for to give anything less than a stellar performance.

Va Tech +5.5 at Clemson – As I said last week, Clemson is not a team to be trusted. Take a long look at the +200 moneyline.

Colorado -9.5 vs. Baylor – This could be a trap game for the Buffs, but I am sure that Dan Hawkins will remind his young squad that Baylor came into Boulder last year and walked away with a triple OT W.

Texas Tech -24.5 vs. Iowa State – TT will cover this by halftime. Best bet of the week!

Oklahoma State +6.5 at Texas A&M – This is a points pick. A&M will win a close one.

UCF -3.5 at East Carolina – UCF is a good football team, and will be very well prepared to visit my beloved home state and leave with a W.

Cincinnati +4 at Rutgers – The Nati is on the real, and Rutgers has got to be a bit wounded after getting bounced by the turtle last week.

LSU -7 vs. Florida – I love LSU in this game. In the Bayou, at Night, in front of a National TV audience against a Florida squad that has looked nothing like the one that pantsed the Vols a few weeks ago.

UCLA -22 vs. Notre Dame – UCLA is back (this seems to happen a lot against Our Lady).

Ohio State -7.5 at Purdue – Ohio Sate is playing at a very high level right now and will give Curtis Painter fits all day long.

Missouri -6 vs. Nebraska – This game will mark the beginning of the end of the Bill Callahan Era in Lincoln. On Deck: Joe Glenn!

Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus, Oh, Oh, Come and Rock Me, Amadeus! Where have you gone, Falco!?! Your genius is sorely missed.