Quote of the week:

“Then why don’t you start gambling.” My Lovely Wife

My beloved provided this earth-shattering quote in response to the news that one of my several readers won $400 the previous week based on my picks. This was truly an historic moment; at no point since lightning stuck the primordial ooze had a woman encouraged a man to gamble on sports. After blacking out for several seconds, I pulled the car over (now you are wondering, if he was passed out…), kissed my wife, wet myself, and topped it off with a marathon session of naked backgammon! Good times, Hamilton, good times indeed.