Commercial of the Week:

50-something lounge singer banging the ivory singing the Duran Duran classic “Hungry Like the Wolf” in an attempt to pimp Old Spice. In what may be a first in corporate America, Old Spice is seemingly attempting to keep people from actually buying their product. Now, I have nothing against lounge singers. I spent 73 days in Vegas the Spring Break of my freshman year of college (or as I like to call it my first redshirt year; I had two) and I developed a special relationship with a Korean Elvis impersonator named Dusty at O’Sheas Casino (some of my readers may share my love for O’Sheas and Dusty). However, this commercial is an affront to lounge singers everywhere! Wherever Dusty is sharing his gift with the beer soaked masses (Reno, Laughlin, Kayenta) he is most assuredly shedding a few tears. You’re my boy, Dusty! Stay strong.